The following disorganized portfolio contains humor not intended to distract the reader from the seriousness of this designer (or, if you are evaluating my skills, the importance of your task). Any laughter on your part should be purely coincidental. Also, any hiring of me in this matter will be appreciated.
If you find, upon reviewing these materials, that I am not the perfect applicant for a particular position, please feel welcome to match me with other open jobs that contain the words creative, junior, senior, web, writer, advertising, editorial, CFO, and most importantly, etc. Other words that may apply include tall, finesse, nuanced, and industrial strength. Also: the letter D, and the numbers 2, 4 and 11. I understand completely if you choose instead to create a new position for me within your organization. Hey, it happens.
gailboykewich.com: artsy artist Gail Boykewich. She does art, artisticly. Oh, and it's some of my best work too. Actually, all of my best work.
theseangardner.com: Sean Gardner wanted to make things happen. So we made them happen.
tvlopez.com: freelance tv producer Chris Lopez wanted a site he could use as an interactive resume and/or publicity tool. And this is what happened. Don't mind those pop-up ads (it's not my fault).
nickinjapan.com: a travelogue of sorts for Boston native Nick Addivinola, living the Japanese dream as an English teacher in Naruto, Japan.
daniamusic.com: singer/songwriter Dania Abu-Shaheen, two time finalist in the UK songwriting contest. Check out her site for songs, photos, and info on her brand new album, "Expatriate."
My professional experience has included stints carrying heavy objects, placing items on high shelves (and removing them), television production, and web design. I am good at those things, but I am especially good at all of those things. This is to say that I'm well rounded. I'm also pretty good squared.
CONTACT ME: The first step toward making me outlandish job offers is taken by clicking . The rest is up to you. I'm Jeff, by the way.
You should expect to call me soon. Have a warm summer, and a cool winter. If I do not hear from you, I can only assume that you did not read this.
Here's my resume. Here, take it. It's a pdf.
Note: No animals were harmed in the creation of this website, application, or whatever. If you would like animals to be harmed during maintenance or future updates, please click here.
Now I'll offer a sampling, a smattering, of some of the work I've done for myself (and others). Much of it defies explanation. The rest of it is self-explanatory. Either way, I'm not going to talk about it.
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